Showing posts with label Eric. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eric. Show all posts

Monday, March 30, 2009

She's Out of My Life Forever (at least the single one)

Well my (original) mistress finally left me. Yesterday, Debbie and Eric took the plunge and got hitched in a ceremony that took place in just short of hurricane-strength winds. Don't worry though, my hair stayed perfect the entire night.

The wedding, at the historic Hay Adams hotel was one of the nicest I've been to in a long while. The ceremony was up on the roof (and the wind) but the payoff was not just a glowing and beautiful bride (sniff, sniff) but also an amazing view of The White House and surrounding national grounds, all during the opening weekend of the National Cherry Tree Festival.

Pink was not only the color of the trees but also the color of Bloggerman's drinks as he/I/that dude partook in hid favorite gin and tonics but with a splash of grenadine for some authentic cherry blossom color. Good thing it wasn't St Patty's day or I'd have to switch out the cherry for apple pucker...ehhhh.

I've been to quite a few weddings over the years (including my own, according to some unconfirmed reports) and very few have included a best man speech that involved both the words "90 years plus 30 years equals 100 years of marriage" and a heckler who was heard to shout "Are you done yet?!". Must have been the Slivovitz talking!

All-in-all a great night and we here at Nobody Likes a Jerk wish the new couple 90 years of wedded bliss (plus another 30 after that to make it an even 100!)

Monday, June 23, 2008

Oh I Forgot To Tell You...

Bloggerman was severely reprimanded the other day by an unknown assailant (henceforth to be known as “The Debbie”). “The Debbie” was upset because I didn’t announce her engagement and upcoming nuptials to her Yankee fan of a fiancĂ© (henceforth to be known as “The Eric”) in this daily slice of cyberspace a few weeks back.

“The Debbie” let me have it with both guns blazing (and almost ruining my chili and wings and burgers dinner) saying that she read this site for like a week after letting me know about the big news. I didn’t know if I should be ashamed for not posting this earlier or hurt that she didn’t read the site prior to letting me know. I mean, come on, how can you not read this site? This should be your first destination each morning and your last each night (as well as checking it a few times in between.) Sure the content doesn’t always change and you’re stuck reading the same stuff over and over but that’s not the point.

The point here is to wish a hearty Mozel Tov to “The Debbie” and “The Eric” and may your first child be a masculine child.