Let me say that again. Limos don’t impress me. Really they don’t. I see only four uses for a limousine.1) Your high school prom
2) Your wedding
3) Somebody’s (DIRECTLY related to you) funeral.
4) You are the President of the United States (in this case it’s really not a limo as it is a very nicely appointed tank)
So please take note or this you VIPs/VIP-wannabe’s/diplomats/actors/musicians/athletes and other of those types who’s head may pop if you come too close with a safety pin: You are not cool. We do not envy you. Nobody is impressed by a limo anymore.
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