Showing posts with label turkey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label turkey. Show all posts

Monday, November 14, 2011

Where’s the Beef?!

Or to be more precise, ”Where’s the white meat?” I saw an sign in my local grocery store the other day for an early Thanksgiving special on for frozen turkeys and, like many signs I see, it got me thinking.

How often have you gone to a Thanksgiving dinner and said, “Wow, look at the size of that bird!” or “I can’t believe she bought such a big bird”.  But how big is that bird really? Butterball has a calculator to help you find how much to buy for your crowd.

For arguments sake, let’s say you get a 15 pound frozen turkey, how much actual meat are you getting for your dollar?  I’d argue that once you defrost the turkey, cleaned out the giblets, and cooked it you’ve already reduced the weight by at least 25% bringing the new weight to 11.25 lbs. Now we have to figure the weight of all the bones, remaining fat that’s trimmed and what are you really left with? I’ll be nice and say that knocks it down another 25% of it’s weight, leaving you with 7 lbs of actual edible meat.

Now remember, you paid $.54/pound for that frozen 15 lb bird, or $8.10 before tax. Well with the meat you have left you’re now at $1.08/pound which is still dirt cheep, compared to chicken or ground beef.

The moral of this story is, well there is no moral…turkey is cheep and in abundance so bring me some…NOW!

Friday, November 13, 2009

What’s He Wearin’ On His Head?

As promised I am delivering a preview of the Thanksgiving Day get up for the 2009 Atlanta Marathon. This is not exactly what it’s going to look like but close


Yes that’s a full Thanksgiving Day menu on my back and yes that is a hat made to look like a frozen turkey. Big Whoop...wanna fight about it?

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Quality TV Time Tonight

Not much to report today. I have some quality TV time planned with the Mooks tonight as our NY Jets take on the hated Patriots on Thursday night football. I’m very excited about this game as it has the potential to make or break the AFC eastern division.

For the record I’m not a fan of Thursday Night football or even Saturday Football that we see on the last few weeks of the season. There should be only one day a year that Pro Football is played on Thursday and that’s Thanksgiving. Furthermore on turkey day we should only have two games. Between the three games they went to last year and all that tryptophan it’s just too much stuffing!