One More Lady I’m Not Going Gaga For

So let me get this straight: She sings “I want to take a ride on your disco stick” but she’s celibate??

According to a London Daily Mail article she “thinks its not really cool anymore to have sex all the time.”

Yeah...something tells me that a no talent hack like Lady Gaga not only is getting it whenever she wants but is simply trying to increase her fan base by going “Catholic”
This whole thing stinks and unfortunately most of it is coming from her general “disco stick” area.

If there’s one thing I can’t stand is singers and other entertainers that take up some phony cause of one type or other and then go lobbying and interviewing on its behalf. Each morning I read the DC Examiner’s “Yeas and Nays” section where accounts of these causes and their entertainment flacks come to Washington to hawk their wares.

What’s even worse then these idiots running around town are the idiots on Capitol Hill who actually entertain their presence. Why is it that I can’t get an appointment but these knuckleheads can just show up off a plane and stroll right into any congressional office they want?

I don’t have an answer here but I’m also a little high on writers block so you’ll have to deal.

Random Thoughts for a Monday

Sitting here desperately trying to finish re-watching season 5 of Lost in order to have seen every episode at least twice before the Final Season premier tomorrow night. I realized a few things that I saw today really tick me off so I wanted to share them with you. Here they are in no particular order:

1) Microwave Popcorn
I haven’t quite narrowed down which office in my hall the smell is coming from but you make a bag of kernels covered in artificial butter flavored, cancer-inducing syrup that would have Orville rolling over in his grave. I understand you need to satisfy that 3pm snack craving. I do too. But I drown mine in a bag of pre cooked Baked Cheetos while you need to nauseate us with the smell that is so unholy that I think I can now see dead people. It could only be worse if you burned it. Now I’m just one person out of how many who work on this wing. What gives you the right to torture all of us with your snack. I’m going to bring in a trout smoothie tomorrow and hide it somewhere near your desk and see how you like it!

2) The Express Newspaper Guy at the Metro
You’re new and I get it. You have been doing a very good job of being conspicuous and handing out the free copies of the DC Examiner newspaper which I really do enjoy reading every morning (sans the editorials that are only fit for rich, redneck, racists/males). But you need to do me a favor, stop hawking it by screaming out the headline of the day. This is especially true when today’s headline is “MontCo crime rate outpaces Fairfax...Md. county records much more violence” Gee that’s comforting especially since I’m A) a resident of Montgomery County and B)don’t plan on moving anytime soon. I guess they could have written it to read, “Crime shoots up at Shady Grove metro station and newspaper men rob people” but that might be too direct.

3) Snow Falling AFTER I’ve Already Shoveled
This one is kind of self evident. I’m trying to be proactive and shovel before the snow is fully done falling so that it doesn’t have the opportunity to ice up at the bottom. But every time I do this we seem to get another two to three inches that I have to go out and take care of again!

4) Spray Deodorant
Is so 1950! Seriously...it is!!! You can look it up! Get a small little stick of Right Guard and join the 21st Century!