Showing posts with label free food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label free food. Show all posts

Thursday, July 16, 2009

STOP! I Can’t Eat Another Bite.

Ok maybe one more.

And another

Oh and over there they have brisket

UGH...this is how the night ended. Both the wife and I in a hot, sweaty car wishing nothing more then to not have to make the 30 min drive home. I guess we were also wishing for a stomach pump in the near future. But that’s the way the cookie crumbles (oh no not more bad food references) when you attend Washingtonian Magazine’s “Best of Washington” party last night at the National Building Museum.

The night started out with high hopes. We posed for pictures at both the Cadillac and the Washingtonian booths along the red carpet entry way although I haven’t seen any posted yet (of us anyway...oh sure put the famous people up there!). But once we stepped into the building all hell broke loose.

For those of you who don’t know I have ADD. Oh sure it’s not diagnosed but I have it....trust me! This event features over 50 of the area’s best restaurants all handing out free food plus free beer and wine all night. Put those together and you get Me running around trying everything, asking the wife every five seconds if she wants something to drink, and basically having a mental meltdown worse then when I got to Vegas for the first time.

Now that that’s done, let’s get on with some of the highlights and low lights of the night.

BEST/FAVORITE Dishes:
Central Michel Richard’s: Mini corned beef sandwiches were the first thing we tried and one of the best.

Dino:
Mussels with a light herb sauce. Their main offering of Octopus was way over-salted!

Commonwealth Gastropub: Brisket on a crustini. Not quite my Mother’s brisket but still damn good. And that’s saying something since I was already set to vomit!

Bourbon Steak:
steak slices. Duh...actually they were very good from the new steakhouse at the Four Seasons, DC

1789 Restaurant:
Fluke (fish) in cucumber pickling juices. Let’s put it this way....the wife ate cooked fish!!! Their chocolate cookies were also the only item we “double-dipped” on all night

MOST CREATIVE use of PBR:
Matchbox: taking a can of PBR, salting the top, opening it and then filling the “rim” with tequila and finishing it with a lime. Trailer-trash-tastic but damn good!

LEAST FAVORITE Dishes:

Jackie’s: Corn and beet salad. Sure it was locally grown but it still didn’t taste good.

The Majestic:
some sort of hot dog or sausage in a puff pastry. The meat had no taste and the bun was neither puffed or pastry!

Kaz Bistro:
Mexican Chicken Salad roll. In perhaps the surprise of the night I didn’t care for DC’s top sushi shop’s offerings. I know they probably didn’t have the facilities to serve raw fish but this just wasn’t good. I can get chicken salad in a roll up anytime I want at home.

I’m going home to detox. Nothing but salad for the rest of the week!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Vote. Get Sticker. Get Free Stuff

What’s the best part of Election Day? Is it casting your vote for the candidate and issues of your choice? Is it exercising your democracy that our brave soldiers have fought and died for? Is it sweeping the current party out of office in favor of an equally inept group of corrupt, money-grabbing, prostitute-hiring jackasses (not even in Rabbit Hash!)?

NO!

The answer is:

“What is free food, Alex?”

CORRECT!!

And in honor of our founding fathers and their fight for liberty and democracy here is a list of places you can get election day freebees with a “I voted” sticker.

Ben & Jerry’s

Come to participating scoop shops on November 4th from 5-8pm, and you'll get a free scoop of ice cream.


Krispy Kreme

Celebrate National Election Day by get a free “STAR” shaped donut (read....poorly misshapen attempt at a regular donut that we would normally throw out) with patriotic sprinkles (read....a hodge podge of red, white, and blue sprinkles that got all mixed up from making the other donuts).


Starbucks

Even though Dunkin’ Donuts is still “The Official Coffee” of NobodyLikesAJerk, Starbucks is giving away a free cup for those that come in today.


California Tortilla

Yee-ha! Just come in on Election Day, Tuesday, November 4th, and the spunky cashier will give a coupon for a free taco to anyone of voting age who comes in wearing an I VOTED sticker.


Shane’s Rib Shack

Show your sticker and get a free 3-piece chicken tenders pack with fries and a 20oz soda.


Books A Million

Simply wear your "I voted Sticker" to Books A Million on election day and receive a cup of Joe on us.


Daily Grill

Get a FREE Happy Hour Appetizer to anyone who brings in their ballot stub or "I Voted" sticker on Election Day. They are extending out their happy hour prices on both drinks and food until the restaurant closing that day. Happy Hour starts at 4 PM.


Chick-Fil-A

Bring in your "I voted" sticker into your local Chick-Fil-A on Tuesday, November 4th and get a free chicken sandwich. You can also bring your election yard banner (typical yard signs pimping politicos and/or issues) on Wednesday, November 5th and get a free chicken sandwich.


Eli’s Cheesecake

What: The Eli's Cheesecake Company of Chicago will reward voters with a free slice of Chicago's favorite dessert, simply by presenting their voting receipt at Eli's Cheesecake World, 6701 W. Forest Preserve Drive, from Tuesday, November 4th through Friday, November 7th - 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. If you don't live in the Chicago area, go online to elicheesecake.com, click on "I voted in the 2008 election" and receive a free 6" Original Plain Cheesecake with the purchase of one Eli's 9" Original Plain or Chocolate Chip Cheesecake.


Flu Shots

Vote & Vax is giving away free flu shots. Visit the site to see what’s in your area.


Tattoo Removal

Think I’m kidding? New Look Laser Tattoo Removal in Texas is actually providing one free laser tattoo removal if you come in with your sticker. Um...maybe it’s time to take off that “Hockey Moms Like it On Top” that you got across your chest last month.