Bom chicka bom bomm...while these two topics seemingly have nothing to do with one another I will prove that again they do even if they are simply topics for today’s posting.First it was AIG, then the government sent money to help GM, now it’s time for “Bailouts Gone Wild” as everybody’s favorite low-life, Joe Francis and Hustler Magazine’s Larry Flynt are knocking on Congress’ door seeking money for a “Porn Bailout.” You can read more about all the details here, but what I’m really interested in, is will Congress go for this?
Well why the hell not? Forget the banking and auto industries, if there’s one place that we’re loosing American jobs (many in Southern California) to overseas competition is the PORN industry. Have you noticed how many “models” are now from Europe and Asia? It seems every time I log into HotHornyAmericanBabes.com* more and more of Eastern Europe’s slutiest looking women are being sent to my inbox with captions like “Hi, I’m Amber from Iowa” or “Hey There Sailor, this is Katie from Oregon”. This has to stop! No not the delivery of naked women to my inbox, are you crazy!
What has to stop is the loss of the American Porn Industry. Flynt brought us the “dirty” side of naked women and to this day we still love it. Francis showed us that every city has a huge segment of the population that will show their boobs if you give her a few shots of tequila and a free T-shirt. These are the people and the jobs that we need to save. Without a functioning porn industry where will the bulk of the male (and some female) American workforce go to blow off steam when they come home after a hard day at work (or looking for work)? They’re not going to the bank and they’re not going to buy a car...they’re going to grab their ECHM and double click for porn, porn, porn!
Anybody reading this remember Wuv’s Hamburgers? I thought of this today and I’m not sure why. Wuv’s was a fast food chain based out of Ft. Lauderdale, FL in the late 1970’s and went bankrupt in 1981. However, I think some of the stores stayed open independently for a few years later. I remember one of these on Route 17 in Ramsey, NJ when I was a young boy. They had some good food as I remember.
*Not actually sure this is a real website. Bloggerman loves his wife and never looks at Porn. He does however occasionally look at his dog lying in bed.
