Alfred G. Rava, You’re a Douchewaffle

Here I was thinking that I was the slime of the earth. After all I’d step over an homeless invalid if there was only one free sample left at Whole Foods. But Al Rava takes the cake. This wart on a sick elephants ass is suing the Oakland Athletics because he didn’t get a free promo item when he went to the ball park last month.

I think we’ve all be there, at one point or another, we’ve all gone to a game (or other event) where a promotional item was handed out to the first (insert amount here) guests. When you got there after they were out of stock, you may have been a little upset but you got over it and continued on with your event visit. But Mr. Rava was not having that. He was really pissed that he didn’t get his promo item when he went to the ball game in Oakland on May 8, 2004.

Hey Blogerman, wasn’t that Mothers Day 2004?

Yes, young reader it was.

But why would this guy want a Mother’s Day Promotion?

Well, Mr. Rava was really digging all the women (first 7,500) who were sporting their free floppy, plaid sun-hats. He must have thought it would go great with his fishnet stockings and leather gloves. Rava claims it was a fishing hat.

Look this whole thing is making me ill just thinking about it. Bottom line is Rick Riley said it much better in today’s column (Thanks to my Former Mistress for the link)

This guy is even lower then Roy Pearson, Jr. (the former DC lawyer who sued a dry cleaner for $54 million over his lost pants), and based on the fact that truly, NOBODY LIKES A JERK, we here at NBLAJ request your assistance in making sure this guy get’s his comeuppance.

Please take the time to contact the following agencies and complain about his actions:

Do in the nice way, contact the California Bar Association: 1-800-843-9053 (toll free in California) or 213-765-1200 (from outside California). You can also fill out their online complaint form.

Or you can do it in the Bloggerman way: call his offices, e-mail him, spam him, and overall make his professional life a living hell. He is scum, and should be disbarred immediately.

The Rava Law Firm

3667 Voltaire St

San Diego, CA 92106

Phone Number (619) 238-1993

Fax Number (619) 374-7288

e-mail : alrava@cox.net


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