Bumper Stickers: The Political Equivalent of Giving Somebody the Finger

Short and sweet today:

The only way I want to see political bumper stickers on your car is if you meet one of these three requirements:

a) You ARE the candidate. It's always ok for you to give into shameless promotion. Hell I'd do it if I were you.

b) The candidate(s) you are supporting are running unopposed (see rule "c")

c) You know or have 95% (real world) confidence that your candidate(s) will win the election and the only way their competitor(s) will win is if half of the voting population gets wiped out in a major Tsunami or visit from Godzilla/Mothra/Spaceball 1.

For those of you that don't fit into one of these criteria do you know how stupid you look when I see you driving with a Kerry/Edwards, Michael Steele or other sticker on your back window?

It takes all of my self control and fear of high insurance rates to not run you off the road.