Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Vote. Get Sticker. Get Free Stuff

What’s the best part of Election Day? Is it casting your vote for the candidate and issues of your choice? Is it exercising your democracy that our brave soldiers have fought and died for? Is it sweeping the current party out of office in favor of an equally inept group of corrupt, money-grabbing, prostitute-hiring jackasses (not even in Rabbit Hash!)?

NO!

The answer is:

“What is free food, Alex?”

CORRECT!!

And in honor of our founding fathers and their fight for liberty and democracy here is a list of places you can get election day freebees with a “I voted” sticker.

Ben & Jerry’s

Come to participating scoop shops on November 4th from 5-8pm, and you'll get a free scoop of ice cream.


Krispy Kreme

Celebrate National Election Day by get a free “STAR” shaped donut (read....poorly misshapen attempt at a regular donut that we would normally throw out) with patriotic sprinkles (read....a hodge podge of red, white, and blue sprinkles that got all mixed up from making the other donuts).


Starbucks

Even though Dunkin’ Donuts is still “The Official Coffee” of NobodyLikesAJerk, Starbucks is giving away a free cup for those that come in today.


California Tortilla

Yee-ha! Just come in on Election Day, Tuesday, November 4th, and the spunky cashier will give a coupon for a free taco to anyone of voting age who comes in wearing an I VOTED sticker.


Shane’s Rib Shack

Show your sticker and get a free 3-piece chicken tenders pack with fries and a 20oz soda.


Books A Million

Simply wear your "I voted Sticker" to Books A Million on election day and receive a cup of Joe on us.


Daily Grill

Get a FREE Happy Hour Appetizer to anyone who brings in their ballot stub or "I Voted" sticker on Election Day. They are extending out their happy hour prices on both drinks and food until the restaurant closing that day. Happy Hour starts at 4 PM.


Chick-Fil-A

Bring in your "I voted" sticker into your local Chick-Fil-A on Tuesday, November 4th and get a free chicken sandwich. You can also bring your election yard banner (typical yard signs pimping politicos and/or issues) on Wednesday, November 5th and get a free chicken sandwich.


Eli’s Cheesecake

What: The Eli's Cheesecake Company of Chicago will reward voters with a free slice of Chicago's favorite dessert, simply by presenting their voting receipt at Eli's Cheesecake World, 6701 W. Forest Preserve Drive, from Tuesday, November 4th through Friday, November 7th - 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. If you don't live in the Chicago area, go online to elicheesecake.com, click on "I voted in the 2008 election" and receive a free 6" Original Plain Cheesecake with the purchase of one Eli's 9" Original Plain or Chocolate Chip Cheesecake.


Flu Shots

Vote & Vax is giving away free flu shots. Visit the site to see what’s in your area.


Tattoo Removal

Think I’m kidding? New Look Laser Tattoo Removal in Texas is actually providing one free laser tattoo removal if you come in with your sticker. Um...maybe it’s time to take off that “Hockey Moms Like it On Top” that you got across your chest last month.

3 comments:

Stefanie said...

I'm hoping for a free beer at the bar next to my polling place....oh wait...my bro is the bartender...FREE BEER ALWAYS!

Stacey said...

I have a complaint . . . I went to Chick-fil-a - no free sandwich for me!!!! :(

RayRay said...

I need to write a letter. In GA you can get no freebie for voting as it qualifies as an enticement...