All Hallows Eve 2008

Because you just don't read The Onion enough I wanted to share with your their Halloween "Statshot"

Me personally, I'll be handing out either:
a) boxes of mini Charleston Chews left over from Bloggerman's wedding gifts
b) cans of tuna fish (chunk white in water)
or c) Pictures of me, naked, dressed as Sarah Palin

Kiddies...be afraid. Be very affraid!