Hey Printer. Stop talking to me. You are constantly mocking me with your flashing lights and your “order supplies now”. What the Hell? What did I ever do to you?
Do I not treat you with respect and when you jam up or need other diagnosis, aren’t I gentle in how I open your covers and extract your parts?
The answer here is yes. Yes I am. So why the shabby treatment?
The quality of your product remains high but your customer service is lacking.
That is all.